Top 10 ways that
handguns are better than women...
#10 -- You can trade
an old .44 for a new .22
#9 -- You can keep
one handgun at home, and have another for when you're
on the road.
#8 -- If you admire
a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably
let you try it out a few times.
#7 -- Your primary
handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a
#6 -- Your handgun
will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 -- A handgun doesn't
take up a lot of closet space.
#4 -- Handguns function
normally every day of the month.
#3 -- A handgun doesn't
ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 -- A handgun doesn't
mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And, the number one
way a handgun is better than a woman:
#1 -- You can buy
a silencer for a handgun!