Top 10 ways that handguns are better than women... #10 -- You can trade an old .44 for a new .22 #9 -- You can keep one handgun at home, and have another for when you're on the road. #8 -- If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7 -- Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a back up. #6 -- Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. #5 -- A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4 -- Handguns function normally every day of the month. #3 -- A handgun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2 -- A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And, the number one way a handgun is better than a woman: #1 -- You can buy a silencer for a handgun!